If you're reading this, then there is a good chance you are bored and in dire need of spicy entertainment. But of course you do. Crass corporate commercialism pays the taxes, puts bread on the table and gives you the status symbols by which people remember you by.
But surely life can't all be about work. We spend so much time chasing the gold and silver in the marathon of life and forget to enjoy the marathon itself. Or you ride the highways of life like a NASCAR racer on crack hellbent on reaching your intended destination, but don't give yourself five minutes to stop and smell the flowers along the roadside. You spend your days and nights carving and cultivating your dreams, but when they finally do come true they lose all their meaning and you suddenly realize you want something more.
Now, I am no mountain sage and I can't give you the secrets to life. I am merely an entertainer. You're bored, you need entertainment, you need something to give you a laugh and loosen you up. That's why you're reading this shit and that's why you've come to me. All I can do is give you that five minutes away from the struggles you wrestle with in your life.
I can't make your career less stressful, I can't take your SATs for you, I can't quote the stock market, I can't mend your broken relationships, I can't help you out of your drinking problem. Like I said, all I do is entertain; give you that five minutes to lean back, catch your breath, shake out those limbs, adjust your mouthpiece and steady your sanity before you jump right back into the ring for Round Two.
In which case, what I really mean to say is that the contents of this site are to be viewed in light-heartedness. I'm doing this only to give myself an outlet away from my own troubles; everything in the name of jolly, good fun. If there is anything that should remotely offend or give birth to a gremlin in you (actually, I think there shouldn't); then I am duly sorry but remember you were warned here first.
If that is well and understood, then ... Welcome to S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters. Hi, I'm Hanabishi Shura (and the cuter girls may call me Shu'nii-chama), the host of this mad little space on the interweb. Like you, your mom, my mom and everyone else, I am an intelligent and darling creature in my own unique way. I am also a runaway renegade of the funny farm who is wanted in at least fourteen states and should be put down by a firing squad for humanitarian reasons.
If you are still with me, then I shall assume you my brethren. Thank you for finding my lonely site, brother. Now enter. and together let us ravel in the shithole of insanity ... (insert your own Dr. Evil laugh here).
